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The New York Times reports that the American Egg Board plans a new and less conservative than usual ad campaign that will play out online and in print ... featuring actor Kevin Bacon and making puns about his last name.
KC's View:
Somehow, they have to do a segment in which he revives his old Ren McCormack character from Footloose, and maybe bring back Lori Singer and John Lithgow for cameos ... Lithgow could play a preacher who believes that the pairing of bacon and eggs is sinful, but his daughter and McCormack find love over a frying pan...

I'm turning it loose, footloose,
Kick off your kitchen shoes...